Friday 25 December 2015

Xmas day

Opening presents - awesome! © Jennifer Phillips

Making the Xmas turkey

All finished and ready to transport to in-laws for Xmas lunch © Jennifer Phillips 
Basting the turkey, mid-bake © Jennifer Phillips
Making the stuffing for the Xmas turkey © Jennifer Phillips

Tuesday 22 December 2015

Santa

Françoise Mouly, The New Yorker’s art editor since 1993:
"Art was very articulate about this and was explaining, 'No, this is making a point. It’s not just a pee-pee joke for the sake of, like, ‘Ooh, ooh, isn’t pee-pee funny!'' It had to do with the obscenity of the merchandising around Christmas time. We’re talking about the early nineties, when there are people homeless in the street—the inequality is contradicted by the over-merchandising of Christmas. And then a suggestion was made to him: 'Maybe it’s OK if it doesn’t mention the homeless.' And to him, that was really provocation for the sake of it." 
© Art Spiegelman - 1993

Sunday 20 December 2015

Kiss off


I need someone, a person to talk to
Someone who'd care to love
Could it be you?
Could it be you?

The situation gets rough, and I start to panic
It's not enough, it's just a habit
And, kid, you're sick
Well, darling, this is it

Well, you can all just kiss off into the air
Behind my back, I can see them stare
They'll hurt me bad, but I won't mind
They'll hurt me bad, they do it all the time (yeah, yeah!)
Yeah, they do it all the time (yeah, yeah!)
They do it all the time (do it all the time!)
They do it all the time (do it all the time!)
They do it all the time, do it all the time

I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record!
Oh, yeah? Well, don't get so distressed
Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?

I take one, one, one 'cause you left me
And two, two, two for my family
And three, three, three for my heartache
And four, four, four for my headaches
And five, five, five for my lonely
And six, six, six for my sorrow
And seven, seven for no tomorrow
And eight, eight, I forget what eight was for
But nine, nine, nine for the lost gods
Ten, ten, ten, ten for everything, everything, everything

Well, you can all just kiss off into the air
Behind my back, I can see them stare
They'll hurt me bad, but I won't mind
They'll hurt me bad, they do it all the time (yeah, yeah!)
Yeah, they do it all the time (yeah, yeah!)
They do it all the time (do it all the time!)
They do it all the time (do it all the time!)
They do it all the time, do it all the time, do it all the time.

 by Violent Femmes - "Kiss Off" (Live at WFUV)  - WFUV Public Radio

Saturday 19 December 2015

Christmas poem

© Michael Leunig - "The Age" Saturday, December 19, 2015

Decorations


My 11 year old daughter's decorations - Xmas tree decoration, and a clay Gold Rush era house © Jennifer Phillips

Banana bread

My 11 year old daughter's delicious banana bread © Jennifer Phillips

Wednesday 16 December 2015

Me

Me

Me, being silly in Silly Season

Me, surprised in Silly Season

Me, putting Xmas decorations up

Me, putting up the stupid Xmas decorations. 

Me with work colleagues in Melbourne

Me with work colleagues in Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips
Me with work colleagues in Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips

Centre Place, Melbourne

Centre Place, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips
Centre Place, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips

Xmas decorations over Bourke Street Mall, Melbourne

Xmas decorations over Bourke Street Mall, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips

Melbourne bedrock

Melbourne bedrock © Jennifer Phillips

Royal Arcade, Melbourne

Royal Arcade, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips

Rooftop gardens, Melbourne

Rooftop gardens, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips 
Rooftop gardens, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips

The Block Arcade, Melbourne

The Block Arcade, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips

Lion King

Lion King art on Melbourne building © Jennifer Phillips

Ducks & Geese

Ducks & Geese © Jennifer Phillips

Graffiti art behind Hotel Lindrum, Melbourne

Graffiti art behind Hotel Lindrum, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips
Graffiti art behind Hotel Lindrum, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips
Graffiti art behind Hotel Lindrum, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips
Graffiti art behind Hotel Lindrum, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips

View over Melbourne from the women's toilets, Sofitel Hotel - 35th floor, Melbourne

View over Melbourne from the women's toilets, Sofitel Hotel - 35th floor, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips
View over Melbourne from the women's toilets, Sofitel Hotel - 35th floor, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips

Always 4 O'Clock at Monster Threads, Melbourne

Always 4 O'Clock at Monster Threads, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips

Monster Threads, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips

Hanging sculpture, BHP Billiton building, Melbourne

Hanging sculpture, BHP Billiton building, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips
Hanging sculpture, BHP Billiton building, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips

KPMG building, Melbourne

KPMG Building, Melbourne © Jennifer Phillips

Wednesday 9 December 2015

Sometime around midnight


And it starts... 
Sometime around midnight
Or at least that's when
You lose yourself
For a minute or two

As you stand... 
Under the barlights
And the band plays some song
About forgetting yourself for a while
And the piano's this melancholy soundtrack
To her smile
And that white dress she's wearing
You haven't seen her
For a while

But you know... 
That she's watching
She's laughing, she's turning
She's holding her tonic like a cross
The room suddenly spinning
She walks up and asks how you are
So you can smell her perfume
You can see her lying naked in your arms

And so there's a change... 
In your emotions
And all of these memories come rushing
Like feral waves to your mind
Of the curl of your bodies
Like two perfect circles entwined
And you feel hopeless, and homeless
And lost in the haze
Of the wine

And she leaves... 
With someone you don't know
But she makes sure you saw her
She looks right at you and bolts
As she walks out the door
Your blood boiling
Your stomach in ropes
And when your friends say what is it
You look like you've seen a ghost

And you walk... 
Under the streetlights
And you're too drunk to notice
That everyone is staring at you
And you don't care what you look like
The world is falling
Around you

You just have to see her
You just have to see her
You just have to see her
You just have to see her
You just have to see her

And you know that she'll break you
In two

by The Airborne Toxic Event

Thursday 3 December 2015

Torrent

I was a parched river bed,
cracks across the surface.
So fuckin’ dried out,
going through the motions.

By degrees, I’d grown
silent as the stones.
My waters, still deep,
run submerged.

You came to me
like water, like rain.
And our words
are a torrent.

© Jennifer Phillips (All rights reserved)
Image © Nick Pattinson